Matt Hasselbeck Has Some Great New Hair

With hair like this, it's hard to see how the Seattle Seahawks could trade away a player like Matt Hasselbeck. It's also hard to see how he could get his head inside a helmet. I wonder is he's sort of like Sampson, and if you cut his hair he returns to being a mortal NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating that's only in the mid-to-low-70s.

Oh wait.