The Saddest Oregon Ducks Fan

We're not sure why this Oregon Ducks fan is so bummed, but he clearly isn't enjoying his time on Splash Mountain. Is it because he's lonely? Is it because he's an Oregon Ducks fan and he's concerned that Chip Kelly is going to get busted for his relationship with Willie Lyles and the Ducks will have to vacate wins as they suffer the same fate as Miami and Ohio State?

I guess we'll never know.