These Are Sure To Get Giggles At Your Draft Table
It's time to dust off the dumb, dirty and/or tasteless puns and come up with a team name. Here’s our list for 2015, in no particular order of awesomeness.
Weapons of Grass Destruction
This reference worked a little better in 2002.
Never saw the movie on which this is based, but it was supposed to be good.
Sure to induce a few giggles at the draft table.
This one’s almost too obvious.
Now we’re talking. That’s pretty creative.
Jagged Little Phil
Nothing like an ironic Alanis Morrissette reference for your fantasy golf league.
The Fore Horsemen
The “fore” genre provides a deep well of name choices. Some of them are pretty crude. Use your imagination.
The ball genre is fertile ground for your golf fantasy team name. And for cheap laughs.
No. 1 Balls in Golf
Maybe your team could get a Titleist sponsorship.
Dude, Where’s My Par?
Nice. Golf clap for that one.
Sultans of Swing
Nothing says golf like a late 1970s Dire Straits reference.
Fairway to Heaven
Going even further into the music archives. Can’t go wrong with classic Zep.
Sure, it’s stolen from that talking baby commercial. But it’s still solid.
Grip It and Sip It
Could be a good slogan for John Daly's new cocktail, which actually exists.
The Swinging Johnsons
What? We’re just talking about Dustin and Zach.
A Shingo Ate My Baby
Sure, Shingo Katayama's an obscure player, but his name's worth its weight in fantasy golf gold.
Caddyshack references always work.
Ditto for Happy Gilmore references.
Working on my Putz
Brandt Awareness or The Grateful Sned
Brandt Snedeker's name brings fantasy possibilities.
May the Schwartzel Be With You
A Spaceballs reference combined with a Masters champ equals fantasy gem.
Bring Me the Head of Sergio Garcia
Another obscure movie reference, but works for the Sergio haters out there.
Ground Control to Captain Tom
Consider this a sick burn of Ryder Cup captain Tom Watson.
Fists of Furyk
Keegan and Sara
FIGJAM on Toast
Billy Ho's Before Bros
The Bohn Identity
Terminator 2: Jason Day
John Daly's Pants
Everything but the Stewart Cink
Cink or Swim
From Jerry Kelly to Justin Rose
Matt Every Little Thing
Return to Senden
Back to the Kuchar
Don't Rory Be Happy
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie
Dufnering Miss Daisy
Bring in Da Fred Funk
Party of Fore
Dr. Vijay's Antler Spray
Jonas Blixt Brothers
The Bogey Men
The DrawShank Redemptions
Who's Your Caddy
Droppin' A Deuce
The Ball Washers
The Long Balls
The Happy Hookers