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72 Funny Fantasy Golf Team Names

72 Funny Fantasy Golf Team Names

72 Funny Fantasy Golf Team Names

It's time to dust off the dumb, dirty and/or tasteless puns and come up with a team name. Here’s our list for 2015, in no particular order of awesomeness.

Weapons of Grass Destruction
This reference worked a little better in 2002.

21 Graemes

Never saw the movie on which this is based, but it was supposed to be good.

Putt Pirates
Sure to induce a few giggles at the draft table.


Tiger’s Wood
This one’s almost too obvious.


Tiagra Woods
Now we’re talking. That’s pretty creative.

Jagged Little Phil

Nothing like an ironic Alanis Morrissette reference for your fantasy golf league.

The Fore Horsemen
The “fore” genre provides a deep well of name choices. Some of them are pretty crude. Use your imagination.


Dimpled Balls
The ball genre is fertile ground for your golf fantasy team name. And for cheap laughs.


No. 1 Balls in Golf
Maybe your team could get a Titleist sponsorship.


Dude, Where’s My Par?
Nice. Golf clap for that one.


Sultans of Swing
Nothing says golf like a late 1970s Dire Straits reference.

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Grip It and Sip It
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The Swinging Johnsons
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A Shingo Ate My Baby
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Cinderella Boys
Caddyshack references always work.


Shooter McGavin
Ditto for Happy Gilmore references.


Working on my Putz
No comment.

Brandt Awareness or The Grateful Sned
Brandt Snedeker's name brings fantasy possibilities. 

May the Schwartzel Be With You
A Spaceballs reference combined with a Masters champ equals fantasy gem.

Bring Me the Head of Sergio Garcia

Another obscure movie reference, but works for the Sergio haters out there.

Ground Control to Captain Tom

Consider this a sick burn of Ryder Cup captain Tom Watson.

Fists of Furyk

Lama's Looper


Keegan and Sara

FIGJAM on Toast


Billy Ho's Before Bros

14 Dollars the Hard Way


The Bohn Identity


Terminator 2: Jason Day


Choi Story

John Daly's Pants


Everything but the Stewart Cink

Cink or Swim


Weir Science


From Jerry Kelly to Justin Rose


Matt Every Little Thing


Return to Senden


DeLaet Gratification


Back to the Kuchar


Breaking Baddeley


Tee Party


Angry Birdies


Multiple Fore-gasms


Don't Rory Be Happy


I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie


Bubba's Hovercraft


The Poulter-geists


Dufnering Miss Daisy


Bring in Da Fred Funk


Party of Fore


Guest Vijays


Couples Therapy


Dr. Vijay's Antler Spray


Long Putters


Puff Caddie


Where's Faldo


Thorbjorn Free


Oh Henrik


Jonas Blixt Brothers


The Bogey Men


The DrawShank Redemptions


Who's Your Caddy


Droppin' A Deuce


The Ball Washers


The Long Balls


The Happy Hookers


The Strokers


The Wedgies

Brandel's Hair

Gretzky's Grandkid

A Nod to the Gods