80 Funny Fantasy Golf Team Names

Mixing golf terms and player names with pop culture will get you laughs

When it comes to fantasy golf, the punnier the team name, the better. What, was that a bad play on words already? Wait till you read the rest of the list for 2016. In no particular order, here are the golf puns, just in time for your fantasy golf draft.


Nicklaus at Night

A play on the '80s TV show that everyone watched? Can't beat that.

Putter Face
It takes a minute, but then you get the laughs.

Weapons of Grass Destruction
While the term is over a decade old, the name is still solid.

21 Graemes

Creating a team name from a drug movie may be the way to go.

Jagged Little Phil

You don't have to admit to knowing it was an Alanis Morrissette album. From the mid 90's.

This Putt's For You

A play on words that references beer and golf? Sold.

Dimpled Balls
Really there are so many names that can use "balls."

Sultans of Swing
We've already referenced the '80s and '90s; now it's time for the '70s.
Fairway to Heaven
Okay, two from the '70s. What can we say? That decade had good music.

The Fore Horsemen
Similar to "balls," feel free to use “fore” in any name possible to some not-so-clean fantasy names.
Dude, Where’s My Par?
It's worth a chuckle.
It's been a few years since those baby commercials aired (that kid must be like 6 now) but the name is still funny.

A Shingo Ate My Baby
Combine a Seinfeld reference with an obscure golfer (Shingo Katayama) and you have a good team name.

Cinderella Boys
Adding to the pop culture references, Caddyshack is always solid.
Shooter McGavin
Another golf movie; enjoy Happy Gilmore fans.


Angry Birdies

Back to the Kuchar

Ball Busters

Balls Deep

Billy Ho's Before Bros

Brandel's Hair

Brandt Awareness

Breaking Baddeley

Bring in Da Fred Funk

Bring Me the Head of Sergio Garcia

Bubba's Hovercraft

Choi Story

Cink or Swim

Couples Therapy

DeLaet Gratification

Don't Rory Be Happy

Dirty Janzen

Dr. Vijay's Antler Spray

Droppin' A Deuce

Dufnering Miss Daisy

Everything but the Stewart Cink

Fists of Furyk

Fore Players

Gretzky's Grandkid

Grip It and Sip It

Ground Control to Captain Tom

Guest Vijays

Home of the Brandt

I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie

Janzen in the Streets

John Daly's Pants

Jonas Blixt Brothers

Keegan and Sara

Lions, Tigers and Bogeys, Oh My

Long Putters

May the Schwartzel Be With You

Mull It Over Again

Multiple Fore-gasms

No. 1 Balls in Golf

Oh Henrik

Party of Fore

Puff Caddie

Putt Pirates

Return to Senden

Saint Nicklaus

Strokes Of Luck

Tee Party

Terminator 2: Jason Day

The Ball Washers

The Bogey Men

The Bohn Identity

The DrawShank Redemptions

The Grateful Sned

The Happy Hookers

The Long Balls

The Poulter-geists

The Spieth Who Shagged Me

The Wedgies

Thorbjorn Free

Tiger’s Wood

Tiagra Woods

Weir Science

Where's Faldo

Who's Your Caddy

Working on my Putz


— Written by Sarah Lewis, who is part of the Athlon Contributor. Follow her on Twitter @Sarah_Lewis32.

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