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175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Only one team will win your fantasy baseball league, but everyone can have a funny (or silly or crazy) fantasy baseball team name. These are 175 suggestions for the baseball nerds, Internet bird dogs, Sabermetric mathematician-magicians, jersey chasers and MLB Extra Innings subscribers who comprise fantasy baseball leagues around the world.

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Biracial Angels

Ranger Danger

Jackie Robinson West

Volkswagen #Vanlife

Prince Bigger in Texas

Dead Ted’s Head

Tampa Bay Carly Raes

Cano Mode

Barehand-relton Simmons

Wild Thing

Willie Mays Hays

JUST a Bit Outside

Crash Davis

Nuke LaLoosh

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Maybe This Year

108 Stitches

Snitches Get 108 Stitches

Man With 4 Balls Can’t Walk

99 Problems, Pitch Ain’t One

$325-Million Marlin

Sandlot Beasts

Kansas City Lordes

Blurred Foul Lines

Blurred Outfield Lines

Wrecking Ball Four

Bronx Zoo

Hackensack Bulls

Dano Grande

Light-Tower Power

Joey Bats

San Diego Rotisserie Chickens

Grand Theft Votto

Cubs Mascot Dong

I Piss Excellence

I’m CEO, You Shut Up

Kenny Powers Posse

Balco Black Sox


Slump Busters

Joe Buck Yourself

Ain’t Over Til It’s Over

Déjà vu All Over Again

Springfield Isotopes

Griffey Jr.’s Tonic

Mattingly’s Sideburns

Talkin’ Baseball

New York Knights

Rockford Peaches

No Crying in Baseball

All the Way Mae

Tanaka-Knock Joke

Must Be the Mo’ne


Paleo Sandoval

Paleo Panda

Madison Budweiser

Miggy Azalea


Arms of an Angel

WAR-time Consigliere

Bob LOB Law

Crack That WHIP

VORP Speed

Mr. Kate Upton

Yoenis Envy

Yu Da Man

Dick Pole’s Staff

Chief Noc-A Homa

Dread Pirates

Outfield Fly Rule

Rusty Trumbo

Smoak a Swisher

The Bourn Supremacy

The Price is Wrong

Heady Play by Beltre

Thome Don’t Play That

Murderer’s Row

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California Penal League

Looking Illegal

1864 Rules

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Golden Sombreros

Big League Choo


Bryce Hyper

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PED-co Park

Come Sale Away

Green Monsters

Ballpark Franks

Grand Salami

Pete Rose’s Hall

Selig’s Pick

Bud Selig 401K

Clown Question Bros

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Chris Berman Sucks

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