Fantasy baseball team names inspired by Old Hoss, Dick Pole and Clown Questions, Bro.
Pitchers and catchers have reported, the World Baseball Classic is around the corner and fantasy baseball season is nearly here. The weather is heating up and it's time to name your fantasy baseball team. You could always go with one of the classics like Chico's Bail Bonds, Springfield Isotopes, New York Knights or Myrtle Beach Mermen. But you might as well go with one of these 75 funny fantasy baseball team names.
Alabaster Blasters
Bats in the Pelfreyâ¨
Better Safe Than Soriaâ¨
Big League Chooâ¨
Big Wang Theoryâ¨
Bossman Senior
Breaking Badenhop â¨
Bryce Hyper
Cannot, Cantuâ¨
Chen Musicâ¨
Citizen Cainâ¨
Clown Question Bros
Come Sale Awayâ¨
Cuckoo for Coco Crispâ¨
Cust Outâ¨
Davey Johnson’s Tweeter
Depends on Asdrubalâ¨
Dick Pole’s Staffâ¨
Ethier Said Than Dunnâ¨
Fister-Furbush â¨
G’s Up, Scott Downsâ¨
Golden Sombreros
Grand Theft Vottoâ¨
Griffey Jr.’s Tonic
Hall of Shamers
Hannibal Lesterâ¨
Harang 'em Highâ¨
Harper Valley OBPâ¨
Hey Upton Upton
High Plains Fisterâ¨
Honey Nut Ichiro'sâ¨
Horse walks into Aybarâ¨
I’m Rich, Litsch! â¨
Inglourious Bastardosâ¨
Jeter’s Gift Baskets
Jeters Never Prosper â¨
Joe Maddon Gnomes
Jon Jay Jack Jim Joeâ¨
Kimbrels 'n Bitsâ¨
Latos Intolerant â¨
Lay down the Lawrieâ¨
Less is Morrow
Looking Illegal
Loria’s Lease
Man walks into a Bardâ¨
Marcum Eightâ¨
Mattingly’s Sideburns
Miami Mortgage
A Mighty Lindâ¨
Next of Kinslerâ¨
Not at the Table Carlosâ¨
Old Hoss’s Beaneaters
Out of Saitoâ¨
Outfield Fly Rule
PED-co Park
Rusty Trumboâ¨
Sam Above the Fuldâ¨
Scratch My Ichiroâ¨
Senior Circuit Rascals
Smoak a Swisher
Spitball LOOGYs
Take Maholm Tonightâ¨
Talent-less South Beach
The Bourn Supremacy â¨
The Melky Wayâ¨
The Price Is Wrongâ¨
The Scioscial Networkâ¨
The Yankee Clippardâ¨
Thome Don’t Play Thatâ¨
Triple-Hawpe Brewedâ¨
Vin Scully’s Homeboys
Void A-Roid
Yellow Brick Gloadâ¨
Yoenis Envy
Yu Da Man
Zero Dark Cooperstown
