Pitchers and catchers have reported, the World Baseball Classic is around the corner and fantasy baseball season is nearly here. The weather is heating up and it's time to name your fantasy baseball team. You could always go with one of the classics like Chico's Bail Bonds, Springfield Isotopes, New York Knights or Myrtle Beach Mermen. But you might as well go with one of these 75 funny fantasy baseball team names.
Alabaster Blasters
Bats in the Pelfrey
Better Safe Than Soria
Big League Choo
Big Wang Theory
Bossman Senior
Breaking Badenhop
Bryce Hyper
Cannot, Cantu
Chen Music
Citizen Cain
Clown Question Bros
Come Sale Away
Cuckoo for Coco Crisp
Cust Out
Davey Johnson’s Tweeter
Depends on Asdrubal
Dick Pole’s Staff
Ethier Said Than Dunn
Fister-Furbush
G’s Up, Scott Downs
Golden Sombreros
Grand Theft Votto
Griffey Jr.’s Tonic
Hall of Shamers
Hannibal Lester
Harang 'em High
Harper Valley OBP
Hey Upton Upton
High Plains Fister
Honey Nut Ichiro's
Horse walks into Aybar
I’m Rich, Litsch!
Inglourious Bastardos
Jeter’s Gift Baskets
Jeters Never Prosper
Joe Maddon Gnomes
Jon Jay Jack Jim Joe
Kimbrels 'n Bits
Latos Intolerant
Lay down the Lawrie
Less is Morrow
Looking Illegal
Loria’s Lease
Man walks into a Bard
Marcum Eight
Mattingly’s Sideburns
Miami Mortgage
A Mighty Lind
Next of Kinsler
Not at the Table Carlos
Old Hoss’s Beaneaters
Out of Saito
Outfield Fly Rule
PED-co Park
Rusty Trumbo
Sam Above the Fuld
Scratch My Ichiro
Senior Circuit Rascals
Smoak a Swisher
Spitball LOOGYs
Take Maholm Tonight
Talent-less South Beach
The Bourn Supremacy
The Melky Way
The Price Is Wrong
The Scioscial Network
The Yankee Clippard
Thome Don’t Play That
Triple-Hawpe Brewed
Vin Scully’s Homeboys
Void A-Roid
Yellow Brick Gload
Yoenis Envy
Yu Da Man
Zero Dark Cooperstown
