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175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

175 Funny Fantasy Baseball Team Names

Spring training is in full swing in Florida and Arizona, which means the MLB regular season is just around the corner as well as another chance to try your hand at drafting the best fantasy team possible. But while it may be time to pore over some rankings, chew on some statistical analysis and take part in some mock draft to get you ready there's one other thing that needs freshening up — your fantasy team's name.

As is the case every season, player movement and the arrival of some new faces to The Show present new opportunities for funny and/or clever fantasy names. While our list is certainly not exhaustive by any means, hopefully you will find this collection of old favorites combined with some new offerings humorous, or perhaps motivate you to come up something better.

Oldies But Goodies

These bad boys should be close to retirement but still can hang with the big boys.

Soler Flare
99 problems, a Pitch Aint One
Lawn Mauers
Hamels' Toes
Candy Crush Davis
Bartolo Colon-oscopy
Maybe This Year
There's Always Next Year

Not Family League-Friendly

NSFF (Not safe for family, aka dirty)

Melky Discharge
Reverse Cowgill
Eaton Pujols
Eaton Her Posey
Dickey in a Box
Pitches LOVE the Dickey
Call For My Dickey
Heyward You Blow Me?
Anal Pollocks
My Big Unit
Dirty Anibal Sanchez
McCutch Oven
Ass to Mclouth
Tossed Salas
Popper her Jaime
Rbi'd for Her Pleasure
Colon Blow
My Ohetani Face

Combo Platter

If you luck out and snag two players they could become your namesake.

Acuna Moncada
Two Wong's Don't Make a Wright
The Price Is Wong
Smoak A Swisher
Fister? I Harvey Cano Her!
Wanted a Hanley and Got a B.J.
My Wong Leakes
Choo Much Haren My Pujols (This could go in the Not Family League category too)
Stuck in the Middle With Yu
Yu R.A. Dickey
Can Aybarow Some Cashner?
Judge and Drury (Already feels tired)
Judge, Drury and Executioner (My personal favorite)

A Vogelsong of Bryce and Fiers
Ethier said than Dunn


Can't Cutch This
A to the Rizzo
Big League Choo
Sippin' On Gin Andrus
Come Sale Away
Cano Mode
Stanton Island
Grand Theft Votto
Teheran You Apart
Upton Girl
Miggy Mouse Club
Springer of Pain
Now you Seager, Now You Don't
The Three Moustakas
Annie are you Aoki?
Dickey In A Box
My CarGo 160 Swiftly
Everyday I'm Russellin'
Schwarber? I Hardly Know Her!
Sit Your Buxton Down!
The Pen Is Mightier Than the Schwarber
Kimbrel's N' Bits
The Ellsbury Dough Boy
New Joc City
Joc Itch
Degrom nom nom
Eggs Odorizzi
The Mookie Way
All Betts Are Off
Goldschmidt Happens
Latos Intolerant
Sano Means Sano
There Goes Masahiro
Tampa Bay Carly Rae's
Rusty Trumbo's
Better Call Paul
Lamb Gyrkoballs
Stanton Room Only
The Altuve Fairy
Machado Man
Personal DeJesus
Buxton Loose
Look at the Buxton her
Dansby Swansongs
Shove it up Yoenis
TP for my Byung Ho
Desmonds are Forever
Tepesch Mode
That's what Cishek
The Vottoman Empire
The Seven Year Yelich
Gurriel's Gone Wild
Rhys's Pieces
The Hunter Renfroectober

A to the Rizzo

TV, Film References and Pop Culture

The Balking Dead
Angels in the Troutfield
Do you wanna build a Stroman?
50 Shades of Sonny Gray
Cool Hand Lucroy
To Kill a Marlon Byrd
Machado About Nothing
Kinsler's List
Fielder of Dreams
A Puig Of Their Own
Better Call Sal
D'Arnaud Crying In Baseball!
The Duda Abides
Kershawshank Redemption
MadBum Men
Jobu Needs a Refill
Wille Mays Hays
The Starks of Winterfell
Nuke LaLoosh
Blurred Foul Lines
I Piss Excellence
Joe Buck Yourself
Kenny Powers' Posse
Springfield Isotopes
Madison Budwesier
Miggy Azalea
Bob LOB Law
Notorious PAPI
J-Hey Kids
Men of Steal
Long Wong Silver
Syndergaarden Cop
Kinsler's List
Shohei the Money
For Whom the Bellinger Tolls
Rodon Corleone
Flock of Seagers
Beam Me Up Piscotty
Billy Beane's Not My Lover
The Buxton Stops here
Come Sale Away
Syndergaardians of the Galaxy

Angels in the Troutfield
Kershawshank Redemption

“Star Wars” Themed

Taijuan Skywalker
ChooWei Yin Chen
The Miggychlorians
Han Sulowitzki
Obi Wan Jacoby
Darth Votto
Choo's REY'es Parents?
These are not the Roids you are looking for
The Dark Sizemore
The Phantom Yoenis
Xander's X-Wings
Kylo Renterria
Kylo Chen
Light Sabermetrics
Stroman Troopers
The Kempire Strikes Back

“Harry Potter” Themed

Bertie Bots Every Flavor Team
The Fizzing Whizbees
Durmstang Doxies
Salem Snidgets
The Sirius Blackmons
Houston Hippogriffs
420 feet to Gryffindor
Team DumbleOdor
Emma Wats on Third
AJ Griffindor
The Bludgers
Snapes on a Plane
Slitherclaw RavenPuffs
Giblets of Ire
The Team Who Must Not Be Named
Granger Zone
Fifteenth Century Fiends

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— Written by Chris Meyers, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network and a member of the FSWA. Meyers' work appears on many other sites, including Follow him on Twitter @FantsyChillpony.