This Yanks tattoo would fall in the "Best" category. It would also fall in the "Oh My God, What Have You Done To Your Back?" category.
Notorious basketball player J.R. Smith is clearly a big Yankees fan. For a second, I also thought he was the world's biggest Nick Swisher fan. (But he's actually just a fan of swishing the ball.)
Someone may want to spend a little more time on push-ups than skin ink.
If you look closely you can see that the gum the Red Sox player is stepping on is a Yankees logo. But this is a cop out. If you're going to go to the effort of getting an anti-Yankees tattoo, you don't want people to think you just hate gum.
The problem with getting tattoos of living players is what happens if it comes out that Mariano Rivera eats children or Derek Jeter is a cross dresser. Then you're stuck with a child-eating cross-dresser on your back. My advice: only get tattoos of dead people.
I bet whenever this guy hears the song Mrs. Robinson, he answers the line "Joltin' Joe where have you gone?" with "He's right here on my calf."
This little guy has either the world's greatest birth mark or is the only person to actually be born a Yankee fan. I'm going with both options.*
*Yes, we know this is fake.
Who is impressed by this? Your wife? No. Your friends? I hope not. Your cell mate who gave it to you? Probably.
I think this image is pretty self-explanatory. Let's just move on.
Now that the back's full, does he put Jeter and Rivera on his ass or do they go on his stomach? This man has some big decisions ahead of him.
This would be ironic if Yankee Stadium burned down. Just sayin'.
I'm guessing this photo was also accompanied by the words, "Sir, why have you taken your shirt off in the trophy room?"
Finally, the one true New York Yankees tattoo.