White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen parted ways with the White Sox. So we wanted to bring this feature back and honor the only manager to bring a World Series title to Chicago in the last 90 years.
Instead of winning the MVP this year, it looks like Rose just won the coveted DGAP (Dirty Great Ass Player) award.
If there's one thing Ozzie can't stand, it's fat people. If there's another thing he can't stand, it's spell check.
This is definitely worth getting excited over.
Today's specials at Chez Guillen are a rack of crazy, a 12-pack of Presidente and a World Series ring (one thing you can't get across town at McQuade's.)
Ozzie Guillen may make millions of dollars, but he's not going to let that stop him from enjoying some fine dining.
I like how consistently Ozzie asks for help from--and sort of blames--the Lord on all his traffic woes. And then makes sure he tweets about it.
I hope this cleared up all your concerns about Ozzie's driving-and-tweeting. And also cleared up any of your "Can Joey Cora drive?" questions.
Sometimes you just have to tell it like you see it.
Dear TV Guide: If you are looking for a new TV reviewer, I think we've found your man. (That man is Ozzie Guillen.)
Yeah, well, like, the thing is....OK, even I have no idea what he's saying here.
Don't worry! Joey Cora is driving!
No matter what the weather brings, Ozzie Guillen makes sure he looks good.
Thanks Ozzie, we love your Twitter feed. If you ever want to get some Presidentes, stop by a Jack in the Box and make fun of fat people, we'd love to hang out with you. We'll even bring the Jell-o.