60 Funny Fantasy NASCAR Team Names for 2016

If you're looking for a fun team name to add some flare to your league, look no further.

The 2016 NASCAR season is about to crank up with the 58th running of the Daytona 500 less than three weeks away. That also means it is about time to start registering for your favorite 2016 fantasy NASCAR league. We have come up with 60 funny, crazy, weird and/or outright silly names to help you get started on your quest to fantasy NASCAR greatness. Even if you don’t win your league, you can still dominate the competition in the “name game”. Here’s our list, in no particular order of awesomeness.

 

Rowdy Busch Always Takes the Pole

 

Losing Makes My Dick Trickle

 

Perfectly Shaped Almirolas

 

Kurt Busch’s Secret Assassin Girlfriend

 

2 Girls, 1 Sprint Cup

 

Wise Johnsons Fear Rowdy Busch

 

The Big Keselowski

 

Dillon Kahne

 

A Happy Harvick Ending

 

Dog the Labonte Hunter

 

2 Lbs. in the rear Got Her Loose

 

Trevor Bayned Your Lady

 

Michael Waltrip’s Masculine Side

 

Jimmies, Johnsons and Poles

 

Tears for Mears

 

The Rick Hendrick Experience

 

Petty...Petty...Petty...Good

 

Green Eggs and Hamlin

 

2 Buschs 1 Johnson

 

A Little on the High Side

 

Humpy's Wheelers

 

Hello….Newman!

 

Shake ‘n Bake

 

Gilliland’s Island

 

Is that What Boris Said?

 

Blaney’s Got a Gun

 

Your Busch Burned My Johnson

 

The TrueX-Files

 

Pap’s Mears

 

Gibbs Me My Trophy!

 

Shaking the Busch, Boss

 

Me So Hornish!

 

Close Encounters with the Third Turn

 

Gettin’ Loose with Danica

 

Almirola Doobie

 

Dillon A$$ Whoopin’s

 

Tony Stewart's Therapi$t

 

El Diablo and the Magic Man

 

A Country Boy/Gal  Kahne Survive

 

Haas My Driving?

 

Pissin’ Excellence

 

Earnhardt and Soul

 

Allmendinger Berries

 

Busch Whackers

 

Jeremy Mayfield’s Piss Guy

 

Petty Larson

 

Beating Off the Biff

 

Rubbin’s Racin’

 

A Bowyer’s Life

 

Blue Logano

 

What’s the Frequency Kenseth?

 

WHO'S HOUSE? STENHOUSE

 

Biffle’s My BFFL

 

Racers of the Left Arc

 

Victory Circle Jerks

 

Wheredugo Montoya

 

Racecar Backwards is Racecar

 

Gentlemen, Start Your Devices!

 

Ambrose Before Hoes

 

Blew Ba-you

 

— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS

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