60 Funny Fantasy NASCAR Team Names for 2016

If you're looking for a fun team name to add some flare to your league, look no further.

The 2016 NASCAR season is about to crank up with the 58th running of the Daytona 500 less than three weeks away. That also means it is about time to start registering for your favorite 2016 fantasy NASCAR league. We have come up with 60 funny, crazy, weird and/or outright silly names to help you get started on your quest to fantasy NASCAR greatness. Even if you don’t win your league, you can still dominate the competition in the “name game”. Here’s our list, in no particular order of awesomeness.


Rowdy Busch Always Takes the Pole


Losing Makes My Dick Trickle


Perfectly Shaped Almirolas


Kurt Busch’s Secret Assassin Girlfriend


2 Girls, 1 Sprint Cup


Wise Johnsons Fear Rowdy Busch


The Big Keselowski


Dillon Kahne


A Happy Harvick Ending


Dog the Labonte Hunter


2 Lbs. in the rear Got Her Loose


Trevor Bayned Your Lady


Michael Waltrip’s Masculine Side


Jimmies, Johnsons and Poles


Tears for Mears


The Rick Hendrick Experience




Green Eggs and Hamlin


2 Buschs 1 Johnson


A Little on the High Side


Humpy's Wheelers




Shake ‘n Bake


Gilliland’s Island


Is that What Boris Said?


Blaney’s Got a Gun


Your Busch Burned My Johnson


The TrueX-Files


Pap’s Mears


Gibbs Me My Trophy!


Shaking the Busch, Boss


Me So Hornish!


Close Encounters with the Third Turn


Gettin’ Loose with Danica


Almirola Doobie


Dillon A$$ Whoopin’s


Tony Stewart's Therapi$t


El Diablo and the Magic Man


A Country Boy/Gal  Kahne Survive


Haas My Driving?


Pissin’ Excellence


Earnhardt and Soul


Allmendinger Berries


Busch Whackers


Jeremy Mayfield’s Piss Guy


Petty Larson


Beating Off the Biff


Rubbin’s Racin’


A Bowyer’s Life


Blue Logano


What’s the Frequency Kenseth?




Biffle’s My BFFL


Racers of the Left Arc


Victory Circle Jerks


Wheredugo Montoya


Racecar Backwards is Racecar


Gentlemen, Start Your Devices!


Ambrose Before Hoes


Blew Ba-you


— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS

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