75 Funny Fantasy NASCAR Team Names for 2018

Looking for a fun team name to add some flare to your fantasy NASCAR league? Look no further.

The 2018 NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series season is about to crank up with the 60th running of the Daytona 500. That also means it is about time to start registering for your favorite fantasy NASCAR league on NASCAR.com, Yahoo or even on DFS. We have come up with 75 funny, crazy, weird and/or outright silly names to help you get started on your quest to fantasy NASCAR greatness. Here’s our list for 2018, in no particular order of awesomeness.


  • 50 Shades of Skid Mark
  • Gentlemen, Start Your Devices!
  • Water Cooler Dale
  • 2 Buschs 1 Johnson
  • A Little on the High Side
  • Green Eggs and Hamlin
  • Losing Makes My Dick Trickle
  • Chase the 9
  • 2 Girls, 1 Monster Cup
  • Carling it Quits
  • 2 (lbs.) in the Rear Got Her Loose
  • Wise Johnsons Fear Rowdy Busch
  • Make NASCAR Great Again
  • Baby Got Track
  • Blaney’s Got a Gun
  • The Blaney Bunch
  • Another Left Turn?
  • Gas Holes
  • A Bowyer’s Life
  • Michael Waltrip’s Masculine Side
  • The Wheel Deal
  • Sunday is for Football
  • Close Encounters with the Third Turn
  • Almirola by Morning
  • A Country Boy/Gal Kahne Survive
  • Blue Logano
  • The TrueX-Files
  • High, Wide and Handsome
  • Petty...Petty...Petty Good
  • Allison Wonderland
  • Earnhardt and Soul
  • Allmendinger Berries
  • Rowdy Busch Always Takes the Pole
  • Beat’n ‘n Bangin’
  • Perfectly Round Almirolas
  • Your Busch Burned My Johnson
  • A Happy Harvick Ending
  • Blew Ba-You
  • Gettin’ Loose with Danica
  • Blazing Sadlers
  • Put a Little Wedge in It
  • Tight In, Loose Out
  • Busch Whackers
  • Checkers or Wreckers
  • Droppin’ the Hammer
  • Shake 'n' Bake
  • The Big Keselowski
  • Erik Jones’ Diary
  • The Holy Dale
  • Gibbs Me My Trophy!
  • Bump ‘n’ Run
  • Gilliland’s Island
  • Go Left Young Man
  • Haas My Driving?
  • The Rick Hendrick Experience
  • El Diablo and the Magic Man
  • Jimmies, Johnsons and Poles
  • Lucy Lugnuts
  • Oval Eaters
  • Petty Larson
  • Humpy’s Wheelers
  • Hello….Newman!
  • Pissin’ Excellence
  • Pole Sitta
  • Racecar Backwards is Racecar
  • Racers of the Left Arc
  • Rubbin’s Racin’
  • Sofa King Racing
  • Shaking the Busch, Boss
  • Start ‘n’ Park
  • Last Lappers
  • The Boogity Man
  • The Wallbangers
  • This Suarez Easy


— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.

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