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75 Funny Fantasy NASCAR Team Names for 2022

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Funny Fantasy NASCAR Team Names

The 2022 NASCAR Cup Series season is set to crank up with the 64th running of the Daytona 500 on Feb. 20. That means it's time to start registering for your favorite fantasy NASCAR league on NASCAR.com, Fantrax, Fantasy Racing Online or even on DFS (FanDuel, DraftKings, etc.). We have come up with 75 funny, crazy, weird and/or outright silly names to help you get started on your quest to fantasy NASCAR greatness. Here's our list for 2022 in alphabetical order!

2022 Athlon Sports Racing Magazine
  • 2 (lbs.) in the Rear Got Her Loose
  • 2 Buschs No Johnson
  • 2 Girls, 1 NASCAR Cup
  • 4 Lefts Make it Right
  • A Bowyer's Life
  • A Happy Harvick Ending
  • A Little on the High Side
  • Almirola by Morning
  • Almirola Spliff
  • Ace of Race
  • Baby Got Track
  • Beat'n 'n Bangin'
  • Blaney's Got a Gun
  • Blew Ba-You
  • Blue Logano
  • Bowyer Gonna Get It!
  • Brad Criesloudski
  • Bump 'n' Run
  • Chase the 9
  • Chastain Your Seat Belts
  • Checkered Passed
  • Close Encounters with the Third Turn
  • Cole Custer's Last Stand
  • Dale Yeah!
  • Daze of Blunder
  • Deez Lug Nuts!
  • Earnhardt and Soul
  • El Diablo and the Magic Man
El Diablo and the Magic Man
  • Erik Jones' Diary
  • Freaky Fast 4ord
  • Gas Holes
  • Gentlemen, Start Your Devices!
  • Gilliland's Islan
  • Go Left Young Man
  • Green Eggs and Hamlin
  • Harvey Wallbanger
  • Harvick! at the Briscoe
  • Hello…Newman!
  • High, Wide and Handsome
  • Hold My Beer
  • Humpy's Wheelers
  • If You Aint First, You're Last
  • It's Reddick in a Box!
It's Reddick in a Box!
  • LOGANOnucleosis
  • LaJoie to the World!
  • Left Turn Clyde
  • Losing Makes My Dick Trickle
  • Make NASCAR Great Again
  • Mike Honcho Racing
  • Nap? I Know How
  • Perfectly Round Almirolas
  • Petty Larson
  • Petty...Petty...Petty Good
Petty...Petty...Petty Good
  • Racecar Backwards is Racecar
  • Racers of the Left Arc
  • Rowdy Busch Always Takes the Pole
  • Rubbin's Racin'
  • Shake 'n' Bake
  • Shift a Gear and Disappear
  • Sofa King Racing
  • The Big Keselowski
  • The Blaney Bunch
  • The Holy Dale
  • The Rick Hendrick Experience
  • The TrueX-Files
  • Tight In, Loose Out
  • Victorious Secret
  • War and Preece
  • When Busch Comes to Shove
  • Whoop Pass
  • WHOSE HOUSE? STENHOUSE
  • Wild Earnhardts Can't Be Broken
  • Wrecky Stinkhouse
  • WrestleBlaneya
  • Your Busch Burned My Johnson
  • You're Dillon Me, Smalls!

— Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.