75 Funny Fantasy NASCAR Team Names for 2019

Need a fun team name to spice up your fantasy NASCAR league?

The 2019 NASCAR Monster Energy Cup Series season is set to crank up with the 61st running of the Daytona 500 on Feb. 17. That means it's time to start registering for your favorite fantasy NASCAR league on NASCAR.com, Fantrax, Fantasy Racing Online or even on DFS (FanDuel, DraftKings, etc.). We have come up with 75 funny, crazy, weird and/or outright silly names to help you get started on your quest to fantasy NASCAR greatness. Here’s our list for 2019 in alphabetical order!

 

  • 4 Lefts Make it Right
  • Racecar Backwards is Racecar
  • 2 (lbs.) in the Rear Got Her Loose
  • 2 Buschs 1 Johnson
  • 2 Girls, 1 Monster Cup
  • A Bowyer’s Life
  • A Happy Harvick Ending
  • A Little on the High Side
  • Almirola by Morning
  • Another Left Turn?
  • Baby Got Track
  • Beat’n ‘n Bangin’
  • Blaney’s Got a Gun
  • Blew Ba-You
  • Blue Logano
  • Bowyer Gonna Get It!
  • Brad Criesloudski
  • Bump ‘n’ Run
  • Busch Whackers
  • Chase the 9
  • Checkers or Wreckers
  • Close Encounters with the Third Turn
  • Dale Yeah!
  • Deez Lug Nuts!
  • Droppin’ the Hammer
  • Earnhardt and Soul
  • El Diablo and the Magic Man

  • Erik Jones’ Diary
  • Freaky Fast 4ord
  • Gas Holes
  • Gentlemen, Start Your Devices!
  • Go Left Young Man
  • Green Eggs and Hamlin
  • Green, White and Checkered
  • Harvey Wallbanger
  • Hello…Newman!
  • High Lane Drifter
  • High, Wide and Handsome
  • Humpy’s Wheelers
  • If You Aint First, You’re Last
  • Jimmies, Johnsons and Poles
  • Jimmie My Johnson
  • Last Lappers
  • Left Turn Clyde
  • Losing Makes My Dick Trickle
  • Lucy Lugnuts
  • Make NASCAR Great Again
  • Mike Honcho Racing
  • Oval Eaters
  • Perfectly Round Almirolas
  • Petty...Petty...Petty Good

  • Pissin’ Excellence
  • Pole Sitta
  • Put a Little Wedge in It
  • Racers of the Left Arc
  • Rowdy Busch Always Takes the Pole
  • Rubbin’s Racin’
  • Shake 'n' Bake
  • Shift a Gear and Disappear
  • Sofa King Racing
  • Stroker Ace

  • Sunday is for Football
  • Sunday Spin
  • The Big Keselowski
  • The Blaney Bunch
  • The Holy Dale
  • The Rick Hendrick Experience
  • The TrueX-Files
  • The Wheel Deal
  • The Wrecking Crew
  • Tight In, Loose Out
  • Whoop Pass
  • WHOSE HOUSE? STENHOUSE
  • Wise Johnsons Fear Rowdy Busch
  • Your Busch Burned My Johnson

 

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-Written by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.

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