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100 Funny Fantasy Basketball Team Names for 2016-17

Funny Basketball Team Names

Funny Basketball Team Names

The NBA season is well underway, which means it’s time for fantasy basketball, both season-long and daily. Your “fantasy” team may not have as many good players as the “real” Golden State Warriors, but you can still come up with a championship-caliber fantasy basketball team name. Topical pop-culture humor and dirty debatable jokes work well, as do obscure basketball references from your favorite team.

Here’s our list of suggestions for funny, clever, crazy, cool and best names for the 2016-17 NBA season:

Adams Family Jewels

Headbands Make Her Dance

Ninjas in Paris

808s and Fastbreaks

Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Team

Pippen Ain’t Easy


Sprichst Du Dirk?

Dirk Digglers

Grabbing Assets

Brittney Griner Tight

Lions, Tigers and Goberts

Deng Girl!

D-Rose Train Conductor

Boogie Nights

Get Ur Greek Freak On

Greek Freak Nasty

Scoring Like Wilt

Air Ballers

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Stevie Wonder’s Courtside Seats

99 Problems, All of Them Beyonce

Charlotte HB2 All-Stars

Charlotte Stall Ball

PG-13 Pacers

Embiid Imbibes

Shirley Temple Sixers


Quincy Jones Fracture

Hinkie 4 Lyfe

Philadelphia Process

Philadelphia 76 Centers

Temporary Linsanity

Serenity Now, Linsanity Later


Brooklyn Nyet-Nyet

Joerger Bomb

Mike Conley’s Contract


Grindhouse in Graceland

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Space Jam 2


Technically Fouled Out


Nothing But Actors

Crying Jordan

Crying Westbrook

Kevin Love Lockdown

Everybody Loves Raymone


LeBron Land

Mark Cuban’s Internet Radio

Harrison Barnes’ Bland Brand

Shark Tankers

Free Dirk

O Canada Face

Toronto Drakes

Medicinal McGary

Son of Sabas

Yves Saint Westbrook


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D’Angelo Russell’s Snapchat Story

Mozgov Money

Luuuuuuke… Bill is Your Father

Chairman Yi

3 & KD

Silicon Slim

Steph Curry with the Shot

73 Dub Salute

Splash Triplets

Forgot About Klay

Stop-motion Klaymation

Joe Lacob’s Lightyears

I Am Smarticus

Brad “Belichick” Stevens

Zen & Juice

Madison Square Rose Garden

Zingis Khan

Draymond Dick Pics & Kicks

Three Six Latvia

Young Bucks

Wiggins Out

LaVine Videos


Adam Silver Linings Playbook

David Stern’s Mustache

Neon Boudeaux

Jesus Shuttlesworth

Real Recognize Beal

Dolla Dolla Beal

Shawn Kemp’s Kids

Pass the Rock to Lamar

Kardashian Double-Team

James Gives Me a Harden

Go Harden the Paint

Lala’s Honey Nut Cheerios

Mother of Dragics

Granny Shots

Better Call Gasol

Z-Bo Knows

Knockin’ Knickerbockers

White Men Can Jump

Game, Blouses

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