NBA Funny Fantasy Basketball Team Names
Only one team will win your league, but everyone can be a winner with a funny fantasy basketball team name. All you need to do is troll LeBron James, make a hipster or hip-hop pop culture reference and/or go meta with your NBA insight in a way that Metta World Peace might not follow.
Here’s our list of suggestions for cool and funny basketball team names:
Blow Me (in the Ear)
Bosh Spice
Donald Sterling Scumbags
Adam Silver’s My Homeboy
LeBrontourage
Bill Walton Smells Colors
Black Mamba > Black Widow
Kobe Wan Kenobi
Space Jam 2
Steve Ballmer’s iPhone
Brooklyn Nyets
Westbrook Geek Chic
Serge I-block-ya
Planet LoveBron
Planet Lovetron
Pippen Ain’t Easy
Skyhookers
Cleveland Chemistry
Clubber Cousins
DragonBlade
Goran&Zoran
Metta World War 3
Metta World Peace Pipe
D12
Derrick Rose Jersey
PG-13 Weeks
Mile High Manimal
Joakim Noah’s Arc
Rose Before Hoes
Sprichst Du Dirk?
Dirk Digglers
Grabbing Assets
Brittney Griner Tight
Shaqramento Queens
Deng Girl!
Cowbell Fever
D-League D-Bags
Stevie Wonder’s Courtside Seats
Shawn Kemp’s Kids
Pass the Rock to Lamar
Kardashian Double-Team
Lala’s Honey Nut Cheerios
Air Ballers
Rodman & Madman
Love Outlet Passes
Tim Shootin’, Tim Duncan
Knockin’ Knickerbockers
401KG
Toronto Drakes
Degrassi Raptors
Ibaka Flocka Flame
Chocolate Thunder
Strawberry Thunder
0-and-76ers
Practice?!
If you're looking for something a little more run of the mill, here are some other basketball team names:
Magicians
Lizards
Yellow Jackets
Bandits
Vikings
Geeks N Sneaks
Bantams
Screaming Eagles
Rams
Continentals
Sea Dogs
Generals
Grasshoppers
Wildcats
Eagles
Underrated Superstar
Islanders
Pioneers
Gentlemen