50 Funny Fantasy Basketball Team Names
The NBA season is upon us (yes, a full one this year), and it’s time to name your 2012-13 fantasy basketball team. It’s difficult to win a championship in your league each season, but you can have the best team name every year. Our goal was to stay above board for the most part, so we’ll leave the Chris Kaman-inspired names to you. Here’s our list, in no particular order of swag.
Kawhi, Maybe
Don’t Bring Guns to Arenas
Blake Gryffindor
Pippen Ain't Easy
Ibaka Flocka Flame
Dirks Digglers
Bosh Spice
Power Grangers
Rose Before Hoes
Ever been in a Turkoglu prison?
Temporary Linsanity
Honeycutt Boo Boo (Sorry Tyler.)
Durant Durant
Redick in a box
Deng Girl!
Wait a Mehmet
2 Hansbroughs, 1 Cup
Hold the Mayo
Shot of Jamison
Divac School of Flop (Vlade would not like these new rules.)
Hide ya Kidd, Hide Dwight
Hinrich Maneuver
50 Shades of Aaron Gray
Let's Get Tropical (The NBA needs Jackie Moon.)
Fab 5 Melo
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Maggette & Meatballs
Landry Fields Forever
K. Love and Special Sauce
Lil Wayns (We’re pulling for Maalik to make the 76ers.)
Radio Shaq
LeBrontourage
Be all you Camby
Zeller Dwellers
7-10 Splitter (No clue if the Spurs forward likes to bowl.)
Yao know what I Ming
Grand Theft Rondo
I Noah Can
That’s Amar’e
Kobe! (For you old-school Chappelle Show fans. That ‘love contract’ skit was hilarious.)
Count of Monta Ellis
Out of My Teague
Head-on Collison
Forgetting Kendall Marshall
Me and World B. Free (Gotta love one of the NBA’s all-time top names and personalities.)
Metta World Peace Pipe
Por Favors
Man Walks into a Barea
Coca Scola
Kobe Wan Kenobi
Van Gundy’s Combover
---By Patrick Snow (@AthlonSnowman)
