Does This Man Look Fat To You?
Chandler Parsons probably hasn’t been told he’s fat too many times. The star forward and new Dallas Mavericks starter is — like most NBA players — a trim man with a seemingly impenetrable halo of confidence. He’s even done some modeling before.
But that doesn’t inoculate him against the body critiques of Mavs coach Rick Carlisle. An authoritative, discipline-driven leader, Carlisle has made use of the media for instructive purposes in the past. Airing dirty laundry out in public is sometimes the quickest way to make someone clean it. In this case, though, the coach may be overstepping.
"He looked tired out there tonight to me, and his shot is short," Carlisle said after a preseason loss to the Oklahoma City Thunder. "He's working on losing some weight. He's a little bit heavier than he's been. He's up over 230, and we want to see him get down to at least 225. That's a work in progress, and tonight's one of those nights where I think the extra weight was a hindrance.”
“His opinion of heavy is different than mine," Parsons retorted. ”We kind of go at it every day about it. At the end of the day, I respect his opinion. After training camp, my weight fluctuates. I'll get it down.”
After the exchange gained attention, Parsons continued it with a barely veiled poke at his coach on Instagram. Here Parsons is, topless and sculpted and making sure everyone knows it:
There’s an undeniable cheekiness in Parsons’ post. Like his “think before you speak” tweet — a dig at old teammate James Harden, who disrespected Parsons after he fled the Houston Rockets — Parsons shows, here, his aptitude for using social media to his advantage.
Think before you speak.— Chandler Parsons (@ChandlerParsons) July 24, 2014
Carlisle subsequently apologized for his words, Sunday, in an official statement issued by the team: ”It was unfair and inappropriate to single out Chandler Parsons after the game Friday night. I have apologized to him and the entire team for this error in judgment. Not only is Chandler Parsons one of our best players, he is also one of our hardest working players and the kind of high character person we strive to bring to our city and franchise. I also made it clear to our players and staff this morning that this type of bad example is not acceptable and beneath the dignity of a championship organization like the Dallas Mavericks.”
Maybe Carlisle meant his apology; maybe he didn’t. And maybe he meant his original words about Parsons’ weight; or maybe he was just getting under the skin of his fame-seeking newcomer, to ensure his eyes are on basketball and not his heedless pursuit of the spotlight — he has been dating a Kardhashian, after all. Today it’s weight, but tomorrow and for the rest of 2014-15 we can expect the tension between Parsons and his no-nonsense coach to come alive in all sorts of ways.
— John Wilmes