"Personally, I just hope they suck forever.”
That was what Mark Cuban said in an L.A. radio interview recently, when asked about the sorry state of basketball’s most famous team.
"As far as the Lakers," Cuban said, "I think there are going to be a lot of teams that are going to be focusing and saying, 'Look, I've got a ton of cap room, free agents A, B and C, why don't you guys come together and come play for me?' And L.A. has always been considered a destination, so maybe they feel there's a valid strategy. … Personally, I just hope they suck forever.”
Cuban must be feeling jolly these days. His 8-3 Mavericks have been soaring behind the league’s best offense, averaging 109.3 points per game with the additions of Chandler Parsons and Tyson Chandler. Dallas hasn’t won a playoff series since their championship in 2011 — the Western Conference has been that good — but that could easily change this spring.
The team’s roster is now clearly in the best shape its been since that title run. Chandler’s rim protection and pick-and-roll finishing have been an upgrade of nearly unspeakable proportions. Chandler is third in the league in field goal percentage at .703, and his new wingmate Chandler Parsons is helping to spread opposing defenses with his perimeter creativity. The Mavericks are a frightening foe.
That’s a far cry from the patsy Lakers, who do, indeed, suck. Nick “Swaggy P” Young returned to action last night to help L.A. win 114-109 against the struggling Atlanta Hawks, but it was only the Lakers’ second victory of the season. At 2-9, they’re currently in last place in their conference and off to their worst start in franchise history. It may not last forever, but Cuban and other Lakers haters worldwide should enjoy the waft of failure coming from Hollywood for now.
— John Wilmes