Less than one year after LeBron James’ decision to quit heavy lifting on the docks of Lake Erie and go hang out with his friends on the strip in South Beach, the Cleveland Cavaliers have seemingly come full circle.
Not only did Dan Gilbert’s club hit the jackpot with the No. 1 overall pick in Tuesday night’s NBA Draft Lottery, but the Cavs did so via the rights to the Clippers’ pick — which had a 2.8 percent chance of ping pong powerball. Cleveland’s own 19.9 percent chance — second only to the Timberwolves’ 25 percent odds — was a swing and miss, but still netted the “best of the rest” No. 4 overall pick once all the envelopes had been opened by Deputy Commissioner Adam Silver.
With the Nos. 1 and 4 overall picks, Gilbert’s personal “guarantee that the Cleveland Cavaliers will win an NBA Championship before the self-titled former ‘King’ wins one” — which he infamously penned in an open letter on the night of James’ ESPN “Decision” special — takes one step closer to innocent-enough fantasy and one step farther away from rage-fueled insanity.
But this year’s Lottery was not about a petty feud between a spoiled golden goose who went south for basketball season and a spoiled owner who lost his golden egg layer-upper.
What’s Not To Like?
The star of the show Tuesday was Dan’s 14-year-old son Nick, who represented the Cavaliers onstage at the half-hour envelope-opening ceremony. Suffering from Neurofibromatosis — an inherited disease in which nerve tissue grows tumors without warning — Nick sat patiently, wearing glasses and a bow tie, as ESPN’s Heather Cox introduced the other Lottery reps.
Then, this exchange took place:
“Nick, you’re the ambassador for the National Children’s Tumor Foundation and you’ve been dealing with a nerve disorder since you were born. Your dad called you his own personal hero. How’d that make you feel?” asked Cox.
“Well, I mean, what’s not to like?” said Nick, who smiled and paused for laughter after uttering a line that is sure to live on in Cleveland for many years to come.
“I’m the oldest of five. I mean, I have a good life. I’ve been going through this disease but I’m going through it well. I’m getting better. Research is, all the money people are donating. Yeah, everything’s going good, I guess.”
And everything is going even better since Nick’s big night, which drew attention to the cause and raised over $22,000 for the Children’s Tumor Foundation — an amount that Dan Gilbert has promised to match dollar-for-dollar.
While viewers and fans were donating to charity, the gift that keeps on giving — T-Wolves GM and Lottery rep David Kahn — did his usual foot-in-mouth routine.
“I also felt, very strongly, that once the 14-year-old hit the dais with us we were dead. We were just dead. There was no way,” joked Kahn.
“This league has a habit. I’m just going to say ‘a habit’ of producing some pretty incredible storylines. Last year it was Abe Pollin’s widow and this year it’s a 14-year-old boy — who I only had one thing in common with; we’ve both been bar mitzvahed. We were done.
“I told Kevin, ‘We’re toast. This is not happening for us.’ And I was right about that. We were done. As soon as the 14-year-old came up there it was lights out.”
Who’s No. 1?
The last time the Cavaliers had the No. 1 overall pick was in 2003, when Akron, Ohio’s own LeBron James wore an all-white suit to his draft day coronation.
This time around, Duke freshman point guard Kyrie Irving — who averaged 17.5 points (on 52.9 FG%, 90.1 FT% and 46.2 3PT%), 4.3 assists, 3.4 rebounds and 1.5 steals per game over only 11 collegiate contests due to a right toe injury — is the favorite to go with the top spot.
If not Irving, then Arizona sophomore combo forward Derrick Williams — who averaged 19.5 points (on 59.5 FG%, 74.6 FT% and 56.8 3PT%), 8.3 rebounds and 1.1 assists in 38 games — looks to be 1b. to Irving’s 1a. in what many consider to be a two-man tier at the top of one of the weaker draft classes in recent memory.
Either way, the Nos. 1 and 4 overall picks — along with the good will brought about by Nick Gilbert — gives the Cavs a strong foundation to rebuild on after the LeBron LeBacle of last summer. And everyone, including the man whose jersey has been burned and reputation has been permanently altered, is glad to see that.
“I’m happy for the franchise and happy for the fans,” said James, following the Heat’s Wednesday shootaround.
“I think it is a good step for them.”