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75 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names

The NFL season is right around the corner, which means it’s almost time for everyone’s real favorite sport — fantasy football. It takes a strong draft, savvy free-agent eye and a little luck to win your league. But it just takes an off-color Aaron Hernandez murder trial reference or some other well-crafted joke to take the title belt for best fantasy football team name. Here’s our list of suggestions for 2013:

Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers

Vladimir Putin’s Bling Ring

Connecticut Cholos

The Gronk Abides

Hernandez Hit Men

Duped by a Doper

Jersey Exchange Program

Zombie Al Davis

Smokin’ Jay Cutler

Purple Jesus Juice

All Day 2K

J.J. S.W.A.T.T. Team

Kaepernick Swag

Eli Looking at Things

Waka Flacco Flame

Butt-Fumbling Foot Fetishers

No Romo

Jason Garrett’s Ginger Boys

Monte Kiffin’s 401K

Titletown TDs

Titletown Cheeseheads

Super Bowl Quadruple-Check

Don Beebe’s Hustle

Toronto Bills

Manning’s O-Face

Pray for Mojo

J-Ville RedZone Channel

12th Man Records

Gisele’s Bundchens

Mr. UGGs Boots

RG 3000

RG3’s Wedding Registry



No More Norv

Cry Me a Rivers

Peyton Manning’s 5-Head

Mile High Manning

52 Problems But Big Ben Ain’t One

The Real Chip Shady

Chip Let the Dogs Out

Injured Head & Shoulders

Rolando McClain Mugshots

What You Talkin’ Bout Patrick

Big P-Willie Style

Andy Retread Regime

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

Motown Megatrons

Suh Girls, One Cup

Boy Named Suh

Drinkin’ Fortes

More Bang For Lang’s Buck

Turn Your Head and Coughlin

Vince Young’s Steakhouse

Jeff Fisher’s Son’s Friends

How My Skittles Taste

Mr. Kerry Washington

Nnamdi’s Scandal

Polk High Panthers

DUI: Denver

JaMarcus’ Purple Drank Diet

Jim Haslem’s Accountants

Illiterate Read Option

Springfield Atoms

I Pitta the Fool

Forgetting Brandon Marshall

Ron Mexico’s Perro

It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia

Favre Dollar Footlong

Gotham Rogues

Van Buren Boys

Show Me Your TDs

Makin’ It Wayne

Red Hot Julius Peppers

Straight Cash Homey