75 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
The NFL season is right around the corner, which means it’s almost time for everyone’s real favorite sport — fantasy football. It takes a strong draft, savvy free-agent eye and a little luck to win your league. But it just takes an off-color Aaron Hernandez murder trial reference or some other well-crafted joke to take the title belt for best fantasy football team name. Here’s our list of suggestions for 2013:
Dirty Sanchez Butt-Fumblers
Vladimir Putin’s Bling Ring
Connecticut Cholos
The Gronk Abides
Hernandez Hit Men
Duped by a Doper
Jersey Exchange Program
Zombie Al Davis
Smokin’ Jay Cutler
Purple Jesus Juice
All Day 2K
J.J. S.W.A.T.T. Team
Kaepernick Swag
Eli Looking at Things
Waka Flacco Flame
Butt-Fumbling Foot Fetishers
No Romo
Jason Garrett’s Ginger Boys
Monte Kiffin’s 401K
Titletown TDs
Titletown Cheeseheads
Super Bowl Quadruple-Check
Don Beebe’s Hustle
Toronto Bills
Manning’s O-Face
Pray for Mojo
J-Ville RedZone Channel
12th Man Records
Gisele’s Bundchens
Mr. UGGs Boots
RG 3000
RG3’s Wedding Registry
RGIII 4 POTUS
RG3: MCHG
No More Norv
Cry Me a Rivers
Peyton Manning’s 5-Head
Mile High Manning
52 Problems But Big Ben Ain’t One
The Real Chip Shady
Chip Let the Dogs Out
Injured Head & Shoulders
Rolando McClain Mugshots
What You Talkin’ Bout Patrick
Big P-Willie Style
Andy Retread Regime
Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Motown Megatrons
Suh Girls, One Cup
Boy Named Suh
Drinkin’ Fortes
More Bang For Lang’s Buck
Turn Your Head and Coughlin
Vince Young’s Steakhouse
Jeff Fisher’s Son’s Friends
How My Skittles Taste
Mr. Kerry Washington
Nnamdi’s Scandal
Polk High Panthers
DUI: Denver
JaMarcus’ Purple Drank Diet
Jim Haslem’s Accountants
Illiterate Read Option
Springfield Atoms
I Pitta the Fool
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Ron Mexico’s Perro
It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
Favre Dollar Footlong
Gotham Rogues
Van Buren Boys
Show Me Your TDs
Makin’ It Wayne
Red Hot Julius Peppers
Straight Cash Homey
