A man for all seasons — if all of those seasons happen to be football — Jon Gruden is a Super Bowl-winning coach, the lead analyst on ESPN’s Monday Night Football telecasts and the source material for comedian Frank Caliendo’s hilarious over-the-top impression, which is highlighted by fake play-calls like “tarantula” and “albacore 3 Y quesadilla.”
Athlon Sports caught up with Coach Gruden, who hasn’t coached since 2008 but remains the hottest free-agent visor on the market. The soon-to-be 51-year-old brought his trademark intensity, laser-beam death stare and plenty of sizzling takes to preview the upcoming 2014 NFL season.
Was Super Bowl XLVIII the beginning of a Seahawk dynasty?
JG: “I think they’re still a great team. The way they finished the season put an exclamation point on that. I mean, they buried Denver. They met every challenge presented to them. Their defense showed they can stop any offensive attack in football. They got better and better. And their quarterback is electrifying. He is a difference-maker, and they are blessed to have one of the most unique quarterbacks in football right now.”
Can the Broncos bounce back from being buried and make another Super Bowl run?
JG: “Oh, no question. They added some interesting pieces. And a lot of people forget the amount of injuries Denver had heading into the Super Bowl. If Von Miller and Ryan Clady can come back, if DeMarcus Ware can play like he once did in Dallas a few years ago, if Aqib Talib is healthy, they can be much better than a year ago. We all know that Peyton Manning and that offensive attack is going to score points, but they have to get those injured guys back to playing status.”
Will the Cowboys and Tony Romo ever live up to their promise?
JG: “One thing I like about Dallas is they have an outstanding offensive line. From left tackle to right tackle it’s a very good offensive line. So they’re able to run it and they’re able to pass protect. If Romo is healthy I think Dallas will be a team that can possess the ball, keep their defense off the field and win a few games. But they’ve got to play much better on defense. They were a far cry from Cowboys defenses of the past. They’ve got to find a way to stop some people. They’re going to struggle on defense.”
How will your brother’s first season as the head coach of the Washington Redskins go?
JG: “If (Robert) Griffin can fit into that scheme, and with the arrival of DeSean Jackson, they have some really good skill players. I don’t think their offensive line is as deep or proven as Dallas’ or Philadelphia’s, but they do have some firepower at the skill positions. But their defense has got to play better, particularly in the secondary. They gave up way too many big plays.”
Who are some sleeper teams to watch this year?
JG: “It’s so hard to predict from year to year. You’d like to say Cincinnati could jump into the mix this year. Chicago is a team that is on the cusp. Green Bay with Julius Peppers playing opposite Clay Matthews, that’s exciting.”
What can we expect from Johnny Football in Cleveland?
JG: “I think it depends on a couple of things. You’ve got to remember he’s a blank slate. He still has two years of college eligibility left. So hopefully he doesn’t get rushed into it too quickly. But they don’t have a lot of marquee players at the skill positions. They have an unknown as their feature back. With the Josh Gordon situation they have some obscure receivers. They don’t have a great supporting cast at this time. And I don’t know what Kyle Shanahan wants to do with that offense. What will he be able to run if Johnny Manziel is at quarterback?”
What rookie is most likely to have a major impact this season?
JG: “I really like the kid the Saints drafted, Brandin Cooks out of Oregon State. I think when you get Sean Payton and Drew Brees involved and they’re committed to making a young player successful, I think good things are going to be in store. I’m going to be surprised if he doesn’t have 1,000 yards receiving. That’s saying a lot for a young receiver. Most rookies don’t gain 1,000 yards their first year in the league. I really like that kid a lot. I think he’s got a chance to make a huge splash on the scene.”
What can we expect from Megatron, Calvin Johnson?
JG: "I think he's got a chance to have four or five more great years. I saw Jerry Rice do it. Jerry took great care of himself. These receivers, if they take care of themselves off the field throughout the years, they can sustain it. And I've seen him do it. It's just going to be a matter of how does Calvin Johnson respond to a new offense? Remember, he's had Linehan down there for some time. He's got to react to new formations and new audibles and things of that nature. Hopefully Golden Tate can take some pressure off of him. But I don't think the best way to judge Calvin Johnson is just through the statistics. I think it's time for Detroit to take a step forward and start winning some crunch time games in December."
What teams do you have your eye on to make a serious run at Super Bowl XLVIX?
JG: “I like where we finished the season last year. Seattle, they’ve lost some good players, but they’ve mostly kept it intact. I like where they are at the top of the NFC, there’s no question about it. And in the AFC I like Denver and I like the New England Patriots. I’m anxious to see Darrelle Revis and Bill Belichick on the same team. With Brandon Browner, after his suspension is over, they have the ability to challenge some receivers on the outside, to play like they did when they had Asante Samuel and Ty Law. I think the acquisition of those two corners could put New England right back into the Super Bowl. That’s a good way to go. Instead of making a bunch of crazy predictions, I’m going to stay with some really good, hot stock. How’s that?”