Kate Upton, the Victoria's Secret and SI Swimsuit supermodel who's sometimes (OK, a lot of times) referred to as the hottest woman in the universe may or may not be dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.
But all signs point to them being an item.
And even better, they seem to be trying to keep their budding romance a secret because Mark Sanchez has been making numerous late-night visits to Kate Upton's apartment building.
Maybe Mark has been moonlighting as a building super between Jets' practices. Or maybe his grandmother lives in that building and he's visiting her during the holiday season because he's such a sweet boy.
Or maybe Mark and Kate are just friends and he needs to talk to her about his struggles as leader of the Jets offense. It would make a lot of sense for him to make numerous visits to her after the Jets were destroyed by the Eagles 45-19. (Super side note: When was the last time a football team scored 19 points?)
But, if all those extremely plausible possibilities aren't actually true, I guess it could be constured that Kate Upton is dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.
And since it's something involving Kate Upton, here's a few pics of her. Ya know, just so it refreshes your memory in case you forgot what she looks like:
According to reports, Snachez has been seen trying to hide his appearance under a woolly hat. And this also wouldn't be the first time the two have been linked together as Kate Upton was seen attending a Jets game in September. of this year.
Sanchez has come under fire lately for not playing up to the team's expecations. It's his third year in the NFL and rumors swirling around love life will only intensify the scrutiny that comes with being the quarterback for a New York team.
The New York Post has already run the headline "No Wonder He Can't Complete a Pass" in their piece about the link between Sanchez and Upton.
And it's only going to be worse from here.