These 100 funny fantasy basketball team names will make your league laugh.
The NBA season is about to tip off, which means it’s almost time for fantasy basketball. To win a championship, you’ve got to hit the draft big boards hard, fast break the waiver wire-to-wire and have the ball bounce your way. But in order to cut down the nets with the title for best fantasy basketball team name, all you need is an off-color joke, pop-culture spin or old-school reference. Here’s our list of suggestions for 2013-14:
LeBrontourage
Pass the Rock to Lamar
Kardashian Double-Team
Sprichst Du Dirk?
Lala’s Honey Nut Cheerios
Grand Theft Rondo
Jesus Shuttlesworth
Birdman! Birdman!
LeBron Police Escort
LeBron’s Mom’s Boyfriend
Da Real Lambo
Rupaul Bosh
Bosh Spice
LBJ > MJ
99 Problems, LeBron Ain’t 1
Ninjas in Paris
South Beach Talent
Heir to Jack Nicholson
Goldstein Girls
Pau Gasol Neck-beards
Kobe German Knees
Kobe Blood-Spin Moves
Kobe Wan Kenobi
White Mamba
R.I.P. Lob City
Blake’s Love Triangle Offense
Blake’s Baby Mama Drama
J.J. Redick Prenups
Metta World War 3
Metta World Peace Pipe
Rose Before Hoes
Duck Dynasty Rose
MJ > LBJ
Jay-Z’s My Agent
Sheed’s My Coach
Shaq’s My Coach
Shaqramento Queens
Run DMC
Craig Sager Style
Joakim Noah’s Arc
Deng Girl!
Pippen Ain’t Easy
WTF is Mike Wearing?
Cowbell Fever
Toronto Drakes
Degrassi Raptors
Jurassic Drizzy
Dirks Digglers
Mamma.com Cuban
Let's Get Tropical
Houston Indecision
Temporary Linsanity
D12
Popovich In-game Interviews
Ginobili Geriatrics
7-10 Splitter
Stern Punishment
Adam Silver’s My Homeboy
David Stern Boo-birds
Van Gundy’s Combover
Brooklyn Nyets
Kidd’s Old Men
Hold the Mayo
Shot of Jamison
Westbrook Geek Chic
Lil Wayne’s OKC Seats
Serge I-block-ya
Ibaka Flocka Flame
Chocolate Thunder
Strawberry Thunder
Planet Lovetron
Grizzly Gasol
NOLA Pellies
Unibrow Uni-blocker
LARRY SANDERS!
JaVale McGee Moments
Skyhookers
Por Favors
Rubio’s Thirsty
K. Love and Special Sauce
Game, Blouses
Basin City Blues
Hickory High Hoosiers
Jimmy Chitwood
Pittsburgh Pisces
White Men Can Jump
Denzel Got Game
Zeller Dwellers
8 Points, 9 Seconds
Coca-Scola Classic
Malice at the Palace
Washington Bullets
Frozen Envelopes
Shawn Kemp’s Kids
Chris Mullin YMCA League
That’s the Inside Stuff!
Riggin’ for Wiggins
0-and-76ers
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