40 Best Pick Up Lines Ever

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Here's a look at some of the 40-plus best pick up lines ever. Sure, they're cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty (sorry, we had to throw a Harry Potter one in there), but in the end, they're all funny and a few are hilarious. And hey, sometimes that's all you need to break the ice. 

 

Funny Pick Up Lines

 

  • Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  • Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
  • Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
  • If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
  • I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

Corny Pick Up Lines

  • I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  • Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
  • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
  • I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
  • Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!
  • Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
  • Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.
  • Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  • Funny Pick Up Lines
  • My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
  • We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
  • You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
  • Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
  • Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
  • Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  • Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
  • You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​

 

 

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