I was chatting with a friend of mine today and he said "You know what? Edinson Volquez is the Antoine Dodson of the major leagues." (If you don't remember, Antoine Dodson was the "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife cause they rapin' everybody out here" guy from last year.)
So we put their photos together and I think he's right. Even their names sound eerily familiar. Hide ya kids! Hide ya wife! Hide ya umpires and third base coaches!