30 Funny Trivia Team Names

You may not win Trivia Night, but at least you'll have the best name

Trivia Night is fun for many reasons. The questions, the drinking, the cameraderie...the drinking. But the best part of trivia is when you get to hear the team names. While you may not win every time, having the best team name can make or break your night. We've compiled 30 of the funniest, raunchiest and greatest names for you to call your next trivia team. Here they are in no particular order of awesomeness:


  • I Thought This Was Speed Dating
  • My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
  • My Trivia Partner Doesn’t Know This Is a Date
  • Quiz in My Pants
  • Let’s Get Trivial
  • Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? Because We Brought One
  • I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading
  • Menace to Sobriety
  • The Kids R. Kelly Peed On
  • Romo Wasn’t Built in a Day but It Fell Apart in the Second Half
  • With Great Mustache Comes Great Responsibility
  • Morning After Pilsner
  • We’re Single Text Us After
  • We’d Be Better Trivia Players, but We’re Too Busy Having Sex
  • Kony 2012
  • The Trent Richardson Fan Club
  • Our Balls Aren’t Deflated
  • The Smartest Guys in the Room
  • The Greatest Show On Stools
  • Champions of Life
  • Can We Use A Lifeline?
  • Trivia Newton John
  • I Came On Eileen
  • Donald Trump’s Barber Shop
  • Waiting For the Bartender’s Tits to Fall Out
  • Like Usain Bolt, My Ex-Boyfriend Finishes in 9.81 Seconds
  • It’s a Game of Inches, Just Ask Your Wife
  • And in First Place With 250 Points
  • Google
  • The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating A-Holes
Event Date: 
Thursday, December 1, 2016 - 15:01

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